173 S Valley Way Palmer, Ak 99645   (907) 745-7499

Voted best pizza in the matsu valley  2014 to 2019





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Artichoke Dip and Flat Bread$8.25

Sharp, tangy, creamy goodness with a hint of spice. We are very proud to call this our own creation. Served hot with Humdinger’s Gourmet Flatbread.

*Can be ordered Gluten Free


Piled up hot, fresh, sweet, buttery breadsticks topped with mozzarella and parmesan served with Humdinger’s very own signature marinara sauce.

*Can be ordered Gluten Free


Made to order, roma tomatoes, onions, Italian herbs and parmesan served with Humdinger’s Gourmet Flatbread.

*Can be ordered Gluten Free

Buffalo Tenders$8.75

Breaded chicken tenders tossed in Kearney’s sweet and spicy Buffalo sauce. Served with a side of  our homemade ranch dressing and veggies.

Queso and Flat Bread$8.25

Thick and creamy queso dip. Our dip is made to order, never ahead of time! Served with Humdinger’s gourmet flatbread.

*Can be ordered Gluten Free

Signature Salads

(Add Chicken, Entree: $2.25, Side: $1.15)

Grand SalamiEntree: $12.25Side: $7.00

Spinach, sliced apple, salami, cranberries, feta, candied pecans, with our own homemade poppy seed dressing on the side.

Gimmie The GreekEntree: $12.25Side: $7.00

Mixed greens, red onion, tomatoes, kalamata olives, banana peppers, cucumbers, feta and our own Greek dressing on the side.

Humdinger’s HouseEntree: $11.50Side: $6.50

Mixed greens, red onion, tomatoes, sweet peppers, feta and our signature house balsamic dressing on the side.

Julius Of  TuscanyEntree: $11.00Side: $6.25

Green leaf lettuce, parmesan, oven roasted tomatoes, Caesar dressing on the side.

Shovin’ Off  To BuffaloEntree: $12.25Side: $7.00

Green leaf lettuce, breaded chicken breast tossed in Kearney’s buffalo sauce, parmesan, onion crumbles, homemade blue cheese dressing on the side.

Thai ChickEntree: $12.25Side: $7.00

Mixed greens, chicken, red onion, carrot, mozzarella cheese, topped with fresh cucumber, sweet chili dressing on the side.


Cherry BombSm $12.00    Md $16.00 

Pizza meets cherry pie in an explosion of flavor! Cherries and homemade Streusel, topped with our own Cream Cheese Icing!

Cheesecake In A Half-shell$6.75

Brownie crust, country style cheesecake, pecans, caramel and chocolate Sauce.

Chocolate Peanut Butter Paradise$6.00

Chocolate Cookie Crust topped with our homemade Chocolate Ganache drizzled with Peanut Butter.


Butter, Cinnamon, Brown Sugar on a warm crust drizzled with our homemade cream cheese frosting!

Lemon Zinger Cheesecake$6.75

Gluten free graham cracker, pecan crust, country style cheesecake,  lemon curd, fresh whipping cream.

Apple Streusel Pizza Sm $12.00    Md $16.00

Apples, cinnamon, brown sugar, homemade streusel and dollops of our very own cream cheese icing. It ain’t grandmas but it’s still pretty darn good!

Signature Pizzas

Classic (For The Purist)

Aloha, Aloha    Small $12.25  Medium $18.50 Large $24.25

Marinara, mozzarella, ham, pineapple, red onion, parmesan cheese, and Italian herbs. Aloha, hello and goodbye!

Gimmie The Greek    Small $14.00 Medium $20.00  Large $25.50

Garlic butter, feta, mozzarella, kalamata olives, our own gyro blend, banana peppers and red onion topped with fresh tomatoes.

Pepperoni Pile    Small $12.75  Medium $18.50  Large $24.50

Marinara, mozzarella cheese, pepperoni, with a second layer of mozzarella and pepperoni. Pepperoni lover’s dream!

T-Rex    Small $15.00  Medium $21.00  Large $28.00

Marinara, mozzarella, pepperoni, sausage, ham, bacon and hamburger. Meaty carnage awaits with this beast!

Tour  de Wisconsin    Small $12.25  Medium $18.50  Large $24.25

Garlic butter, parmesan, mozzarella, colby jack, feta and cream cheese bursting at the seams with rich flavor. Cheese pizza on steroids!


Veggamighty    Small $14.00 Medium $20.00  Large $25.50

Marinara, mozzarella, feta , parmesan, banana peppers, red onion, mushrooms, sweet peppers, kalamata olives, spinach, roma tomatoes.

Er’ Mer’ Gersh(Combo)    Small $14.50 Medium $20.50  Large $26.00

Marinara, mozzarella, sausage, pepperoni, red onion, sweet peppers, mushrooms, black olives, parmesan, Italian herbs.

Modern (For The Inquisitive)

BLT                Small $12.25  Medium $18.50  Large $24.25

Think it strange until you try it. Mayo, mozzarella, parmesan, bacon & tomato topped with cool lettuce and ground pepper.

Bruschetta Chick         Small $12.25  Medium $18.50  Large $24.25

Garlic butter, mozzarella, parmesan, chicken, tomatoes, onions, italian spices and cream cheese.

Drive In                Small $13.50  Medium $19.00 Large $25.00

Ketchup, mozzarella, hamburger, bacon, onions, American cheese, with dill pickles and mustard.

Pizza Of Brotherly LoveSmall $13.50  Medium $19.50  Large $26.00

Garlic butter, mozzarella, mushrooms, sweet peppers, onions and steak, topped with Colby jack cheese.

Super Gyro        Small $14.00  Medium $20.00  Large $25.50

Garlic butter, mozzarella, feta, our own Gyro meat, red onion, fresh tomatoes, cucumber, and Humdinger’s tzatziki sauce.


South Of  The Border        Small $13.50  Medium $19.00  Large $25.00

Garlic butter, Mexican spices, mozzarella, colby jack, steak or chicken, onions, sweet peppers, fresh tomatoes, cilantro, and lime wedges.

Adventurous (For The Audacious)

Chipotle Loco        Small $14.50  Medium $20.50 Large $26.00

Garlic butter, mozzarella, our Chorizo, jalapeños, mixed peppers, Colby jack, chopped green onions and our creamy chipotle sauce!

Shovin’ Off  To BuffaloSmall $12.25  Medium $18.50 Large $24.25

Garlic butter, mozzarella, Kearney’s buffalo breaded chicken, blue cheese crumbles, onion crumbles, finished with our ranch drizzle.

Thai Chick                Small $12.25  Medium $18.50  Large $24.25

Sweet chili sauce, mozzarella, chicken, red onion, shredded carrot topped with with fresh cucumber and cilantro.

The Big Popper        Small $14.50  Medium $20.50  Large $26.00

Housemade sweet and spicy popper sauce, mozzarella, bacon, sweet peppers, pineapple, cream cheese jalapeños and parmesan.

Premium (For The Epicurean)

Alfredo Magnifico        Small $14.50  Medium $20.50  Large $26.00

Alfredo sauce, parmesan, mozzarella, feta, spinach, chicken, red onion, oven roasted tomatoes parsley and roasted garlic.

Home On The Range        Small $14.50  Medium $20.50  Large $26.00

BBQ Sauce, mozzarella, chicken, onion, spinach, cream cheese and bacon, topped with fresh tomatoes and a drizzle of ranch.

Steak To The Heart        Small $14.50  Medium $20.50  Large $26.00

Garlic Butter, Mozzarella, Parmesan, Steak, Red Onion and Mushrooms, Italian Herbs and tomatoes tossed in our house balsamic.

Surfin’ Rancher        Small $15.00  Medium $21.00 Large $28.00

Garlic butter sauce, mozzarella, steak, onions, mushrooms, shrimp,  cream cheese,  and spinach.

Jolly Green        Small $14.50 Medium $20.50  Large $26.00

Creamy pesto sauce, mozzarella, parmesan, artichoke hearts, spinach, cream cheese, roasted garlic, oven roasted tomatoes. The tomatoes make it jolly!

BYO (Build Your Own) Humdinger

Add-On Pricing

Crust  (includes one sauce, one cheese)Small  8.25       Medium   14.25   Large  18.25

Regular, Gluten Free: Small  $3   Medium $4   Large $5

Included in the base price: Regular Crust, One Sauce, One Cheese

Extra Sides of Sauce and Dressing are $2.00


Alfredo, BBQ, Garlic Butter, Marinara, Mayo, Olive Oil,  PestoRanch, Sweet Chili, Ketchup, Popper Sauce

Cheese Small  .50        Medium  .75       Large  1.00

American, Blue, Cream Cheese, Colby Jack, Feta, Mozzarella, Parmesan

MeatSmall  1.15        Medium  1.75      Large  2.25

Bacon, Breaded Chicken, Chicken, Chorizo, Gyro/ Lamb, Hamburger, Ham, Pepperoni, Salami, Sausage, Steak

Veggies/ FruitSmall  .50        Medium  .75       Large  1.00

Artichoke Hearts, Banana Peppers, Carrot, Cilantro, Cucumber, Green Onions, Jalapeños, Kalamata Olives, Lime Wedges, Mushrooms, Onion Crumbles, Pineapple, Red Onions, Roasted Garlic, Spinach, Oven Roasted Tomatoes, Sweet Peppers (mixed), Yellow Onions, Tomatoes

Seafood Small   2.50     Medium  3.50    Large  4.75

Anchovies, Shrimp

The only limit to building your own amazing creation is your imagination or your bank account which ever is smaller!

Every pizza every size available in Gluten Free. Keto Pizza in small only.